This years newest collection consists of two parts. The first part is a light brown (actually, rather pale, considering…) 6 week old baby and the second part is a long piece of dark brown fabric known as a “Cuddly Wrap” (see picture attached). You first complete a very complicated wrap and knot system with the cuddly wrap around your torso and then you insert baby and wear all day. It’s completely wash and wear and requires no ironing. You don’t even need to wear a bra with it and it covers any unsightly fat around the abdomen and bra line at the back and since you don’t have to wear a bra you don’t get any of the buldge coming out from under the strap anyway. Undergarments coloured light pink, turquoise, or fusia pink look best.
If you would like to try this fall fashion, I am looking for volunteers to model it. Currently part I of the wardrobe (the baby) won’t sleep unless he is so delicately folded into Part II of the garment (the wrap). The designer of this fashion, Natalie Goolamallee, and co-designer, Sam Goolamallee (playing a much smaller role in the creation, of course), would really like someone else to sport this look for a couple of hours per day to see if they like it.
This new trend looks great on anyone and I hear that as long as you are warm and have a cushy chest to lean on Part I (the baby) of this fashion will look and feel great, just like you! Since this such a new release, no one else, besides the designer, has worn this yet and she is eager to share with the world. All chests are the same to men so I am assuming the garments can be worn by any woman who is willing.
There is one potential negative side effect that you need to be aware of: This garment could cause a real yearning to have a baby. If this happens, please follow the instructions below:
Step 1 – Carefully remove the baby from the wrap and return it to its sleeping designer
Step 2 – Exit the premises immediately
Step 3 – Stay away from any man you would consider coitis with for a minimum of 48 hours or until the side effect wares off
Step 4 – NEVER wear this fall fashion again!
If you are interested in sporting this fashion, there are a few rules:
1.You must NOT need to be entertained – designer is going to sleep while you try on her creation
2.You must have a strong low back
3.You must like walking in the rain, wind, snow, sunshine, hail storm or any other weather condition that presents itself during the months of October and November
4.Preferably female
If it sounds like you are a candidate to sport this new look there are 2 fittings per day: 8:45 a.m. and 12:30 p.m. You can contact the designer to make an appointment.
